How do you make a mini nuclear reactor?

New Morgan

I Live way out in the country and have a diesel generator. I want to switch to nuclear because it could be cheaper. I have plenty of land to dispose of any nuclear waste.



Mound Bayou

I really appreciate your sense of humour, and all of the answers are worth reading...Keep the Faith John



Grape Creek

Well, get 20 tons of lead and concrete. Make a steam generator. Make heat source using illegal and expencive radioactive materials. Die from cancer, since you have no idea what youre doing. Im just kidding, just put the uranium right the diesel generator, it will work fine.



Evarts

Get an old radiator and lots of copper tubing, plenty of sugar, Oh, wait a minute, thats my still, to build nuclear the nuts and bolts of the thing in question is hard to explain, like a big ball of wax, I would have to show you how to make your sti................Nuclear reactor. OH, HELL, HERE COMES THE REVENUERS, NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, WHAT WAS IT YOU WERE TRYING TO BUILD AGAIN?



Tremont

you need plutonium and dynamiteyou need to encase the plutonium in solid dynamite LOTS of it then attach two wires (postitive and negative) to the dynamite and the battery then detonate the dynamiteps if you cant get plutonium uranium also works as well as any other highly radioactive substance



Mamaroneck

You would be shut down before you got started unless you want to go through all the red tape and bs the government would throw at you. Plus you can't just bury it anywhere it could potentially contaminate the water table.



Panama City Beach

A seriously illegal question period in the US



Incline Village-Crystal Bay

You could also potentially transform lead into gold as well.



Madrid

it would be easier to make a searle effect generator. It's similar to a motionless generator



Weir

don't, redneckhttp://answers. yahoo. com/question/index?…



Arco

just take the reactor out of your space ship. oh no, then you'll never be able to get back to your home planet.



Newcastle

You might think more on the lines of solar or wind generated energy. It would be much more feasible.



Shannon

**** nuclear energy, go close to a "motionless electromagnetic generator"



Ord

Hahaa. Rightio then.....



Tuckahoe

Are you called Osama Bin Laden?



Iowa Colony

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